Rimbaud or Rambo?

And for our pop quiz today, we have a little pop quiz:

Who said what?

We're looking for who said what - the French poet Rimbaud, or the American action hero Rambo. 

a. Who said the following:

"Ô Mai ! quels délirants culs-nus!"

b. Who said
"F*** 'em!"


c. Can you guess who said:

"You guys don't take any shit."

d. Finally, who said:
"Pauvres morts ! dans l'été, dans l'herbe, dans ta joie,
Nature ! ô toi qui fis ces hommes saintement !" 


If you guessed that a and d were both Rimbaud quotes, you might just have a
dark and - oftentimes - impenetrable personality, due to high intelligence. Your ability to recognise texts written in different languages is certainly impressive. But your failing is that you can probably fail to recognise facial expressions in others because you're more "languagey"! [CLIENT NOTE: Increase keyword density for "fail" and "fail on vacation" by 5%, please.]
Why don't you phone our hotline for a personality test today?

If you guessed that a and d were Rambo quotes, however, and you are still able to comprehend the text written here, you are gifted in the visual cortex of the noggin with an astounding perspicacity to see someone's facial expression of happiness, and believe that they were sad. See how happy Rimbaud is in the photo above? 

Make him even happier! Plus heureux! Plus heureux! Don't fail on vacation in France!
Why don't you phone our hotline for a personality test today?