My New Year's Resolutions

1. 20 hours anaerobic exercise and 10 hours of cardio per day


3. Limit vodka intake to between meals and during meals

4. 60% less unintentional felching

5. More toilet breaks. (Stop skipping number twos.)  

6. Eat a lot more sweets.

7. Do one thing this year that you haven't done before - create a Recovery or Backup Disk when prompted.

What's on your list?