1. 20 hours anaerobic exercise and 10 hours of cardio per day
3. Limit vodka intake to between meals and during meals
4. 60% less unintentional felching
5. More toilet breaks. (Stop skipping number twos.)
6. Eat a lot more sweets.
7. Do one thing this year that you haven't done before - create a Recovery or Backup Disk when prompted.
What's on your list?