The videoshoot for my new song Pooper Scooper

[TO THE TUNE OF ABBA'S SUPER TROUPER]

Pooper scooper,
Toxoplasma gondii

Shooting out my bu--
(Poop-p-perrr! Poop-p-perr!)







I will have the run--
(Poop-p-perrrs! Poop-p-perrs!)
Until the bleach's job is done...



  




I was minding a big 
fluffy ca-a-at...

when I came across an explosion,

His litter tray contained a ra-a-a-a-a-t,

And on the floor he'd had notions,

Liquid brown notions 'bove his station, yet I didn't 
reali-i-iiii-ise...

Using the 

Pooper scooper,
Toxoplasma got me!

 

Shooting out my...
(Poop-p-perrr! Poop-p-perr!)

Now I'm on the john...
(Poop-p-perrr! Poop-p-perr!)
til the bacteria's gone!

That's right, a 
Pooper scooper,
Yes, it's gonna blind me,

and thunder from my--
(Poop-p-perrr! Poop-p-perr!)

Where's the daylight gone?
(Poop-p-perrr! Poop-p-perr!)
And now I'm gonna 
[FALLS OFF TOILET SEAT ONTO FLOOR, UNCONSCIOUS.]