Nick Clegg gave a great old debate that won him the hearts and minds of the British voters last time out. Once in government, he made one serious mistake: Doing away with his "Not a child in the house washed" initiative, where he charged 18-22 year olds a hefty fortune to grow brains in their ears.
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David or Ed Miliband - GONE
More lefty than his brother Ed or David, David or Ed Miliband was a part of Roy Chubby Brown's cabal of monstrous madmen, but he was the cute one. Since becoming leader, he has shown a steely resolve in staying leader, even though he is a geek. Not any more!
Nigel Farage - BURIED IN CAR PARKThe resident warmup act for the European Parliament, Nigel showed gumption by pretending his party wasn't racist, and sacking candidates and MPs who were a bit racist. Blummin' racists. After all, we are each and every one of us humyn beings.*
*But then, the party unburied him and took him to hyper-eugenicists in Argentina, revivified him to maximum, fixed his broken back and said "You have to be our leader. We are incompetents, my liege! [Hisssssss]"