G is for ? A to Z Blogging Challenge

 I'm stuck for a G in this Blogging A-Z. So it's a bit of a rush job, this one!

G IS FOR GrrrrrRANDOM!!!


FOR THE MEAT EATERS:

G IS FOR GOATS

Where is all the goat meat? And why aren't we eating this lean protein? What's with all the beef and the lamb and the pork and not much goat going round? Shut up and pass me some of that nanny! BARK! BARK!

FOR THE TECHNOLOGY

G IS FOR GAMMA RADIATION
I saw the bst minds of my genratn destryd by gamma radiatn.

And finally, for the PHILOLOGISTS:

G IS FOR GERUND:
Can any philologists tell me what a gerund is? And what's a philologist? Also, and did the Bible Code actually happen?

HTE END