At a gig in an intimate club, two hip-hop artists were battling on the stage. One of them was rapping twice as fast as the other, still on beat; his rhymes more impressive at the rate he was delivering his poetry.
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Two music journalists at the event noted the speed of the rapper.
"How does he do it?" one of them asked, in awe.
"I think he's taken a pill," the other said, shaking his head. "Still...very impressive."
"You think he's on drugs?" asked the first.
"Course he is! Ecstasy! You never heard the expression:
E = MC2?"
The first music journalist pulled a raw, smoked haddock out of his jacket.
"What's that for?" asked the second.
The first journalist heaved the fish, slapping it across the second's face.
"That's for telling your stupid joke," said the first.
And they ALLLL lived HIP-HOP-HAPPILY EVER AFTER.