Article about the US Secret Service - With Added Prostitutes!

Secret Service Agents check security and prostitute availability ahead of County Fermanagh G8 Summit

US Secret Service Agents are checking out as many as five prostitutes each evening, as well as the security of hotel accommodation on the Irish border separating the North and the Republic. The presence of President Obama's security team is part of the detailed policing and sex work arrangements in the run-up to the G8 summit of world leaders taking place in June, with the inclusion of a contingent of at least forty prostitutes for the Secret Service. The summit is to be held hours before a privately held orgy in the suites at Lough Erne Hotel in County Fermanagh.

Until late last year, there had been mounting of prostitutes by agents of the US Security Service across the globe on a regular basis, and speculation that the recession-affected luxury Lough Erne golf resort on the outskirts of Enniskillen would host the conference.

With the leaders of the world's eight richest countries set to attend the conference, it will be one of the highest profile events ever held in Northern Ireland, so the Secret Service will be forced to operate at a level of discretion that has not been seen since J Edgar Hoover slipped into a little black Chanel number to follow around President Kennedy in 1962.

Whether it's not paying Colombian sex workers, or having a torrid affair under the office desk, members of the intelligence agencies have always shown a lack of self awareness when it comes to possible security breaches or their reputations. The last time the G8 summit was held in the British Isles was at the Gleneagles resort in Scotland in 2005, when at least forty Eastern European women spent time in the hotel rooms of members of the Secret Service, leaving the accommodations of the men after being remunerated in dollars for sex work.

Barack Obama will be in attendance at the Fermanagh resort, but it will not be the first time that a US President has been to the county. 

William Jefferson "BJ" Clinton has enjoyed time in Enniskillen on a number of occasions. He had been honoured through the naming of a community centre in the town, and his own Secret Service team awarded him a novelty plaque, for "The Most Prolific Slut Fucker" in his suite, over a two-day period in 1996.