How Smart Is Your Right Foot? And How’s Your Flemish?

Give this a go! It’s not hard and it will blow your mind because it’s very clever and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t! I know all this because I’m very clever in some ways but not very clever in other ways! My friend who’s an orthopaedic surgeon says the trick is because of genetic predisposition! The reason a doctor is my friend is because in some ways I’m very clever.

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. That’s not the clever bit.

2. While making your foot-circles, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction! Well? I’m right! I told you I was half-clever!!!

See??? Amazing!!! And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how silly it is, but before the day is done you will try it again, if you haven’t already done so. I know this because I’m half-clever!

Also, as soon as your foot changes direction, it means that you’re a paedophile. You need help. I got help from a Belgian network of child pornographers and six months later I have five amazing kids in my wine cellar! They’re all great but the language barrier’s a problem because I’m not clever with languages, so if you speak any Flemish, get in touch!