Fabulous Facts from the World of Entertainment

Charlton Heston was a big fan of guns. But what about fans of knives?

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Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan drank so much alcohol over the course of the year 2004 that her liver collapsed in on itself to become a quantum singularity.

Few now realise that one of Lohan’s vital organs is what is known to non-scientists as a black hole, making her technically invincible. Whenever she claims to go to rehab clinics, she is in fact submitting herself to tests run by NASA, whose covert wing secretly funds her cocaine habit in order to keep her dependent and willing to agree to the scientific research.