Cure for male pattern hair loss discovered

Playing international cricket has been found to have an incredible effect on male pattern hair loss.

Photo courtesy of Eva Rinaldi.
At least a dozen international cricketers and former cricketers have found their hair restored before it was too late. Why?

From the combination of wicket juices, red ball leather and the stress induced sweat that forms from playing an international sport at the highest level. So play international cricket now. Do you hear me, baldy?