Mirror universe news (Pure Speculation)

In the mirror universe, Taoiseach Inda Kinny was in Washington presenting President Obama with a certificate of authentic Irish ancestry. When Obama piped up that the certificate would have pride of place alongside his birth certificate, the Taoiseach didn't get the joke but he covered it up really well by looking at the certificate of Irishness to see if President Obama's date of birth was on the cert, and if so, to make sure that it was accurate.
Obama claims that the certificate of Irishness will take pride of place alongside his birth certificate.

Laughter from the press, with Kinny looking confused and wondering "WTF? Have the Irish disgraced themselves yet again?"

Confusion cover-up with laughter and a quick check to see if the disgraceful Irish got Obama's date of birth wrong.